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My name is Megan, I am 14, part time loser and full time procrastinator. I have great appreciation for art, fashion and literature. The time has come to lip synch... For your life! And remember, don't fuck it up.

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss


relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you


zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY


penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once


obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis


texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12


basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn


pizzaforpresident:

let’s bring this back


tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom


necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN


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